You really aren’t hallucinating.
Let’s get one thing right. There’s many a soul, far and wide, that would happily take to the record to say they love both Sausages AND Kinder Buenos. But, I’m willing to bet not one of those honest folk thought about pairing the two together. Until now, that is.
An unbelievable new foodie creation has been unveiled over at a Larmers Butchers, in the form of, er, a Kinder Bueno Pork Sausage.
Now, it can’t be said that sweet and savoury combinations never work out, but is this a step too far? It’s certainly divided opinion on the internet (shock horror!).
Let’s see what you hilarious people had to say about the, well, interesting new creation.
— 🎮🏳️🌈Marty #RemasterShiningForce3 (@PhantasyStarBoy) July 27, 2021
I would absolutely try them.
— Mags ('Quite Funny'-Diesel) (@PodfatherMags) July 25, 2021
I like Kinder Bueno. I like Sausages. I don’t know if I’d like this.
— Radio Tekkers (@RadioTekkers) July 29, 2021
Who had 'Monaghan Butchers Creating Kinder Bueno Sausages' on their apocalypse-bingo card for 2021?? https://t.co/g5zeTQedex
— Dixon Reuel (@DixonReuel) July 28, 2021
Damn, we switched it out for someone creating Mars Bar steaks…
— Richard Chambers (@newschambers) July 28, 2021
And a new discovery has just been made! Clearly a market for these bad boys.
Chocolate & Honeycomb ! pic.twitter.com/QHAB4qtUJT
— polly molotov 🍍 (@NursepollyRgn) July 28, 2021
Every day we stray further from Jesus' light
— Francesco Sidbottomo (@FrankSidebum) July 28, 2021
But the real question is:
Kinder Bueno pork sausage 100%
— Amy Forrester (@amymayforrester) July 25, 2021
100% into this. Kinder bueno sausage, French toast, syrup and strawberries – I can taste it now. https://t.co/odxQ0zpQlA
— Tom Mughal (@TomMughal) July 28, 2021
But isn’t this the exact kind of thing the former US President might eat?
— Boysey (@KevinBoyes4) July 28, 2021
And we’ll leave you with our final thoughts on the matter…
I now… kind of want it? Am I okay?